"Sigh, and once again greed is the operative byword. 'Congrats Brees, Manning, Mankins, and Jackson for being 'that guy'. #d-----bags."
-Chris Kluwe, Punter Minnesota Vikings
This posted after it was revealed that Manning, Brees, Mankins and Jackson were asking for special perks (not to be franchise tagged, to be made unrestricted free agents or receive $10 million) in order to drop their law suits against the NFL and sign off on a labor deal. So much to love here about what Kluwe did, but first off- A PUNTER?!! For serious. Chris Kluwe, a punter, and a bad punter at that, calling out some of the biggest names in history. This is the NFL equivalent of when Quinn went out on that tiny ass boat to hunt the shark in Jaws, or when Fez tried to harpoon that giant chick in That 70s Show. And not only did he come out guns blazing by calling out these guys by name, but he hashtagged the tweet with "#douchebags"! Unbelievable. Look at the big swinging dick on Chris fucking Kluwe- the punter! KLU-WE! KLU-WE! KLU-WE!
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