"We are deeply troubled by the serious charges filed against Aqib Talib."
-Tampa Bay Bucs' GM Mark Dominik
Dominik's quote after learning of Talib's arrest for felony assault with a deadly weapon. After being translated from NFL-speak to more fan-friendly language, his statement read: "We are shitting our pants about having zero starting cornerbacks on the roster when Aqib Talib spends next season suspended or in prison. Get Pacman Jones on the li- you know what, nevermind."
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