“Uuhhh oo it ain’t my fault…blame the genius circus staff for the rush. wouldve been there 2wks ago. Im sry but saga cont”
-LaRon Landry, Washington Redskins Safety
First off, if you can decipher that entire tweet from beginning to end, there's a Football Ranters T-Shirt coming your way. All I caught was something about a circus saga? Regardless, supposedly this was Landry tweeting about a setback to his hamstring that will keep him out of Sunday's tilt against the G-Men. Hey LaRon, stop blaming the training staff for your inability to suck it up and play the game. Ahmad Bradshaw played an entire game on a broken foot. Curtis Martin won the rushing title while he was dying of old age. Ray Lewis once played a game with no legs- pure grit and the blood of several virgins carried him through the game. So stop bitching, put your tampon in, and get back on the fucking field, LaRon. It's only a hamstring, you didn't shoot yourself in the dick like Plaxico did.
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