Quote of the Day

“We have to start practicing like it’s the game...because so far, we’ve been playing a lot like we practice.”

                                                                            -Yeremiah Bell, Miami Dolphins Safety

The Miami Dolphins are so bad, (HOW BAD ARE THEY?), that they even suck in practice.  Or perhaps we're misreading the situation?  Is it possible that they're actually practicing sucking?  Those are really the only two possibilities here.  Possibility 1: The Dolphins are a steaming shit-heap in practice and in the games because they're that terrible.  Possibility 2: Tony Sparano is a genius, realizes that his team has a dumpster fire at QB, and decides to tank the season to go for Andrew Luck.  He tells his players to suck in practice (as if he had to) and moves on with life.  Actually since he'll be fired if the Dolphins play this way all year, he's a moron either way.

I guess the moral of this story is that the Miami Dolphins are going to spend most of this season skull-fucking the people who pay to watch them play football.