Week 2 Picks

Welcome back, Lunatics.  Check out the Football Ranter Week 2 Predictions after the jump:




Sunday (Early)

Oakland Raiders at Buffalo Bills: West Coast team headed east?  Oakland is fucked.  24-17 Buffalo.

Chicago Bears at New Orleans Saints: Drew Brees + The Superdome > Chicago's Defense + Diabeetus.  23-20 New Orleans.

Kansas City Chiefs at Detroit Lions: The Chiefs are a mess and Matthew Stafford is healthy.  31-14 Detroit.

Jacksonville Jaguars at New York Jets: Jets coming off a roller coaster win last week, classic trap game.  WEEK 2 UPSET SPECIAL: 14-10 Jacksonville.  


Arizona Cardinals at Washington Redskins: A high scoring affair, but Larry Fitzgerald > Santana Moss.  27-21 Arizona.

Baltimore Ravens at Tennessee Titans: Ravens good, Titans suck.  Don't care where the game is.  23-10 Baltimore.

Seattle Seahawks at Pittsburgh Steelers: Welcome to Blitzburgh, Seachickens.  Population, you.  38-9 Pittsburgh.

Green Bay Packers at Carolina Panthers: The Entertainer is going to find out the hard way that GB isn't AZ.  34-20 Green Bay.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Minnesota Vikings: Donovan McNabb is "The Problem Lite".  26-20 Tampa Bay.

Cleveland Browns at Indianapolis Colts: Ew.  We all lose for having to acknowledge this matchup.  17-14 Browns.  


Sunday (Late)

Dallas Cowboys at San Francisco 49ers: No return TD's for the Niners this week to bail them out.  28-13 Dallas.

Houston Texans at Miami Dolphins: Henne turns back into a pumpkin and Schaub turns back into a stud...a fantasy stud...I am not gay for Matt Schaub!  30-17 Houston.

San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots: The Chargers have had success against Tom Brady, too bad they can't get out of their own way.  The Dark Lord owns Norv Turner.  26-21 New England.

Cincinnati Bengals at Denver Broncos: The Broncos are bad, but the Bengals are worse.  22-16 Denver.

Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons: Shootout in the Georgia Dome, but Vick's guns are bigger than Ryan's.  And no, that is not a black joke.  38-34 Philadelphia.



Monday Night Football


St. Louis Rams at New York Giants: The G-Men win the Injury Bowl sponsored by Band-Aid, though not by much.  23-20 New York.


Check in next week for Week 3 Picks.  Until next time, Lunatics.