Quote of the Day

"[Bob Sanders' season-ending knee injury] is not something anyone could've anticipated. It's something that just happens."
                                      -Norv Turner, San Diego Chargers Head Coach

So as the Whale's Vaginas put strong safety Bob Sanders on IR, this has to qualify as the least surprising news of all time.  Which begs the question, what the fuck is Norv Turner talking about???  This will be the fourth (4th!!) consecutive season Bob Sanders has been placed on season-ending injured reserve.  It's not something anyone could've anticipated?  Is this fake life?  So sorry to inform you, Norv, but there's a retarded, one-legged blind monkey making finger paintings in Malaysia of Bob Sanders going on IR.  Miss Cleo predicted Bob Sanders would go on IR again.  Bob Sanders' career was so dead that it communicated with John Edwards from the afterlife before this season.  The only thing MORE certain than Bob Sanders going on IR is Norv Turner making this face at least 10 times during the season. 

File this in the "reasons Todd Haley is the only worse NFL head coach than Norv Turner" folder.