Quote of the Day

“I’ve handled DeSean Jackson one-on-one before, and I don’t see why I wouldn’t be able to do it again.”
                                                                              -Antrel Rolle, NY Giants Safety

Bahahaha!  "Handled?"  As in "you handled his junk before he dropped it on your face and high-stepped it into the end zone?"  Let's be clear: no one on the G-Men has handled Desean Jackson.  In fact, that's a big part of why the Giants keep losing to Philadelphia.  Well, that and the Giants' miraculous ability to pull defeat from the clutches of victory and take a dump all over their fans in the process. 

In six career games against the Giants, Jackson has 21 catches, 419 receiving yards, 6 TDs, and one season utterly obliterated.  Consider the fact that he was injured and barely played in one of those games, and he's averaging 4 catches, 80 yards, more than a TD and .20 seasons obliterated per game.  So let's dismiss this fantasy Antrel Rolle is living in where he and/or the Giants have "handled Desean Jackson before."  Far be it from me to take a wet dream away from someone who seems like they're having plenty of fun on their own, but Antrel made this our problem by going public with a moronic statement like that.

Maybe one day Antrel will learn to shut the fuck up and try to cover someone in an effort to get the taste of Desean Jackson's ass out of his mouth.     

PS- I know it's Aaron Ross in that picture, but I couldn't find one with Antrel and Desean.  I also know Antrel only has 3 career games against Desean Jackson and plays safety, where he will never (if the defensive coordinator has a brain) be matched up one on one with Jackson, so his statement is best considered in the "team context" addressed above.  So in the best case scenario, Rolle's statement is misguided, and at worst, it's an absurdity spewed by a stark-raving mad crazy person.  The Football Ranter leaves such judgments to you.