"We don't spike the football.''
-Barack Obama
The Commander in Chief's explanation for why pictures of Osama Bin Laden's body were not released to the public. Are you kidding me? You just killed the most hated man alive after a decade-long search by having Navy SEALs storm his walled compound, slaughter his guards and dismember him with a wooden cooking spoon. But, "we don't spike the football?" Let me tell you right now, if the Football Ranter was calling the shots, not only would I have spiked the football, I would have ran over to the cheerleaders and rubbed it on their tits, signed the ball, then filled it with gasoline, lit it on fire and launched it into the stands. People always say about these outrageous TD celebrations, "Act like you've been there before, bro." Fuck that, no one has ever been there before, because no one has ever killed Osama Bin Laden before. This was the one chance to act like a rhino who's been fed nothing but pop rocks and red bull for weeks and the President blew it. Nice fucking job, Barry Obs.
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