Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Quote of the Day

"It became evident to us as we did our research that Locker was a special guy...his production, leadership and football instincts were very high, and we felt he had a chance to be a special player.''
                                                                   -Mike Reinfeldt, Tennessee Titans' GM
Uhh...yea Mike, you took Locker #8 overall, so we're all very happy that you feel like he "has a chance" to be a special player.  This statement is just like when you take a fat chick home from the bar and then try to convince yourself the next morning that it was actually a good idea. "It became evident once she was on top of me that weighed at least a deuce, deuce-and-a-half, but she had big boobs and was nice to me?  That's good, right?"  Then you come to your senses, realize that you brought home a bovine monstrosity that ate the door handle off your fridge before she lumbered out in the morning.  So that's Jake Locker, Tennessee fans.  Sure, maybe she loses a ton of weight and you become the guy who miraculously ends up with a gorgeous 10 who loves you because you had the vision to see what no one else does.  Or maybe you end up shopping for a fridge that doesn't have teeth marks in it.  I don't know, I'm not a doctor.  

Good luck, Titans fans.  In Jake you trust.

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