"I frankly don't think that [Lawrence Taylor being a threat to public safety] is likely."
-Judge William Kelly, Who Granted LT Level 1 Sex Offender Status over Prosecution's Objections
Not a threat to public safety??!! Ask Joe Theismann if he agrees with that assessment. (WARNING: Do not watch that clip if you are unprepared to projectile vomit onto an office trashcan/printer/fellow co-worker). Lunatics, if you happen to live near LT, hide. Hide, then put your house up for sale, then get the FUCK out of there, because the Football Ranter sees what's coming down the pipe here. Beautiful morning, sun is shining, you walk outside to get the paper, and BOOM! Lights out, strip-sacked on your front lawn as LT runs off with your NY Times and waves for an imaginary trainer to come help you out. Let me tell you, the Football Ranter has seen it a thousand times, this story always has the same ending.
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