Quote of the Day

"It's just amazing that you could say that about somebody who is 25 years old and just got drafted four years ago. But it's been almost a year since he got cut and there's no interest. Even before the lockout, nobody wanted to get near the kid. It's such a waste of talent...It's hard to believe a guy with that much ability could let it just waste. It's sad. ... It's like they say, you can't coach desire."
                                            -Anonymous source close to Jamarcus Russell

Jamarcus' life coach quit because Russell refused to try to get back in shape. Apparently Tits McGee Jamarcus weighed in at an astounding 288lbs for a workout with the Redskins in November, then came to a workout with the Dolphins two weeks later at 292lbs. A QB that weighs 292lbs? Who in the what now? What was that man eating, entire farm animals? The Football Ranter has visions of Jamarcus' entourage feeding him dinner the same way they fed the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. No doubt that they're just leaving a goat on a chain with a 20-gallon drum of purple drank in Jamarcus' room. What a pathetic waste of life. No other way to put that.