Quote of the Day: Two for Tuesday

"He is determined, motivated and quite frankly has a huge chip on his shoulder. Whatever team ends up getting Randy, they're going to know they're getting the old Randy Moss."
                                                              -Joel Segal, Randy Moss' Agent in mid-July

"Randy has weighed his options and considered the offers and has decided to retire."
                                                              -Joel Segal, Randy Moss' Agent on 8/1/2011

Well that was quick.  I haven't seen someone give up and go home that quickly since the Football Ranter was single.  Regardless, Moss was one of the top five quote-machines of all time.  Gems such as, "I play when I want to play," and "Straight cash homey" don't make themselves up.  You will be missed, Randy.  Enjoy your long ride into the sunset.

PS- Apparently he was also a pretty good wide receiver too?  Go figure.