Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Quote of the Day

"I consider myself in that class.  Tom Brady is a great quarterback, he's a great player and what you've seen with him is he's gotten better every year. He started off winning championships and I think he's a better quarterback now than what he was, in all honesty, when he was winning those championships."
                                                                              -Eli Manning, QB New York Giants

If the class is "living human beings," "white males," or even "NFL starting quarterbacks" then yes, Eli Manning and Tom Brady are in the same class.  Otherwise, they're not in the same class, not in the same grade, they're not even in the same fucking school system.  Brady is the senior QB plowing the prom queen.  Eli is the freshman getting beat up by his older brother Peyton's friends, trying to figure out how to get out from a locker that he's been thrown into.  But really, all of this is irrelevant- Eli barely said anything at all.  In fact, all he did was suck Tom Brady's dick a little and say that he also thought of himself as a good QB, which he is.  So everyone else, back the fuck off Eli.  The guy opens his mouth once a decade, let's encourage him to say some fun shit once in a while.  

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