"I'm going to do something different, I'm actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season. That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around."
-Chad OchoCinco
Who else, right? Even T.O. wasn't crazy enough to believe a fan would want to live with him. Maybe it's just me, but doesn't OchoCinco strike you as the kind of guy you catch eating peanut butter out of a dog bowl at 2:30am with a pair of Asian twins giggling and egging him on? The kind of roommate that owns a sheep and acts like its completely normal by taking him for walks and giving him a dog name like "Oreo" but then lets the sheep shit all over your couch? And there's no way he doesn't worship Jobu and build a shrine to him in your kitchen. So to whatever "lucky" fan jumps on board this train, enjoy the flaming shit-laden wreck it ultimately becomes.
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