Monday, August 29, 2011

Quote of the Day

"I really think a lot of the people who were here last weekend were not the true 49ers fans, they weren't the true Raiders fans. They were people who chose that evening event as their own crime scene, [Candlestick Park] as their crime scene. They came here with the intent of maybe drinking a lot and getting involved in things they shouldn't have."
                                                                              -Jeff Miller, NFL Security Chief

Right, because no one gets shot or beat up at Niners-Raiders regular season games.  I don't know what's more absurd, that thought, or the idea that "real fans" don't get hammered at games and start fights.  "Real fans" are exactly the type of people that get hammered and start fights with visiting fans.  No one wants to be part of a pussy fan base that's not willing to let outsiders know whose turf their on.  Nothing says "go the fuck home" like a drive-by shooting on an opposing tailgate.  Don't like it?  Don't go to games at other stadiums!  Or stop being a pussy, take your shot/beating, and wait until those same fans come to your stadium to get them back.  You're only one Molotov Cocktail through a driver side window away from revenge and defending your home town's honor.

Are you ready for some football!

PS- No question I'd rather be a live pussy than a dead "real fan."  You will not find the Football Ranter within 1000 miles of Candlestick Park or the Oakland Coliseum.  Those places are fucking deathtraps and I don't want to be shot on site for saying that Jason Campbell and/or Alex Smith suck floppy walrus cock (which they both do). 

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