"[Rookie hazing] really had gotten carried away in recent years. We wanted to rein it in a little bit while still letting the guys have some fun."
-Jack Del Rio, Head Coach Jacksonville Jaguars
The headline here was, "Del Rio ends rookie hazing, teaches players how to properly groom their vaginas." Should be fun to watch teams come into Jacksonville and rape and pillage their way to easy victories while the Jags are painting each other's toenails and talking about which boys at school they want to make out with. Enjoy a long year of Peyton Manning making life miserable, Jacksonville fans. How is that any different than any other year? You're right, I guess it isn't. Sucks to be you.
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