Monday, September 12, 2011

Quote of the Day

“We win that football game if I don’t do what I did. We lost this game because of me.”
                                                                               -Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys QB

Tony Romo choked on his own dick in a big spot?  No way, that's so unlike him!  Actually no, nevermind, that's exactly like him.  Romo has somehow built a career on buttfucking his own team at all the wrong times and his prowess in this regard was on full display last night against the Jets.  The 'Boys ultimately lost by three, and Tony "Oh No" Romo fumbled at the goal line and threw a back breaking pick to put the J-E-T-S in field goal range with time expiring in the 4th quarter.  I suppose it could have been worse (Revis Island could have taken the pick to the house and ended the game without Nick Folk having to drill a 50 yard field goal), but all in all another choke masterpiece from a true artist.  This is how you blow an NFL game and then swallow defeat, and Romo is the master of blowing and swallowing.  

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