“Basically, we need to do what Jacksonville did last week [on offense]....Really the recipe we’re looking for is very similar to what they did to us.”
-Matt "Matty Nice" Hasselbeck, Tennessee Titans QB
I know what you're thinking, "The Jags? They a) scored 16 points this weekend and b) blow goats. Why would anyone choose them as a model offense?" But I like this strategy by Matty Nice. He's employing a little thing called, "reverse psychology." He's gonna make the Ravens think he wants the Tennessee offense to be bad (like the Jaguars) and then what happens? BOOM! Secretly been studying the Saints and Packers all week! Take that right in your fucking grill piece Ravens, you were busy sitting there thinking the Titans were going to suck. Brilliant! Go big or go home, Matty! The Football Ranter is calling it now: upset special! MATTY NICE OVER THE RAVENS! MATT-Y NICE! MATT-Y NICE! MATT-Y NICE!
PS- Bahaha, FUCK THAT. The Titans DO blow goats, I have proof. I'll be shocked if the Ravens don't beat them by literally a million points this weekend.
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