Quote of the Day

"Haynesworth's mistake was getting out of the car. Most judges don't like that, and find the person who gets out of the car bears more responsibility. From that point on, the stories diverge."

                                                -Steve Merril, Albert Haynesworth's Attorney, after settling a road rage-assault claim against the player

Haynesworth took $40 million in Redskins money to play, then refused to play because he didn't like the 3-4 defense.  Then he reluctantly showed up to camp out of practice, overweight and under-motivated.  This years after he stomped Dallas Center Andre Gurode's face in after a play.  Also, he probably caused hurricane Katrina.  But yea, getting out of the car was his mistake.

PS- one of the statements above may be an exaggeration.

PPS- Just in case you couldn't guess, "overweight" was the exaggeration.  I'm pretty sure he tried to eat Cortland Finnegan during a team meeting, confusing him with a live chicken.