Monday, June 20, 2011

Quote of the Day

"What I know will happen if [gay marriage] does come forth is this will be the beginning of our country sliding toward, it is a strong word, but anarchy."
                                                       -David Tyree, Former NY Giants' WR

You tell 'em Dave!  Anarchy will reign if gay marriage becomes legal.  You'll have packs of roving gays ruling the streets, fucking people in the ass, throwing them in burlap sacks and marrying them against their will.  Shit will be just like Dawn of the Dead, except instead of mobs of zombies trying to eat your brains, it'll be mobs of gay people trying to eat your dick.  Somebody call Tank Johnson, we have to defend ourselves from the anarchy!

PS- The only explanation here is that the helmet catch actually damaged Tyree's brain, right?  This easily makes the top 5 of dumbest statements in human history. 

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