Monday, June 6, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Life is a game of inches...so is football."
                -Tony D'Amato (Al Pacino), Any Given Sunday

If you can watch the video of that speech and not get so jacked up you're willing to fight Ray Lewis, you're either not human or you don't like football...which is the same thing.  I was so pumped after watching this that I punched police horse in the neck and threw my laptop through a car windshield on the way to work.  No one needs steroids if they just listen to this speech before working out, it is that epic.  And yes, if you disagree, the Football Ranter will fight you.  OK, the Football Ranter will schedule a fight with you, then not show because he's a pussy.  Whatever, same difference.

Happy Monday, Lunatics.

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