Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Quote of the Day

"It's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful day to be reunited with my family. I want to go home and spend some quality time with them."
                     -Plaxico Burress, upon exiting a NY State correctional facility on Monday

This probably would have been more moving if Plax didn't literally walk right out of prison and right into a car to go to a casino to booze and gamble away what's left of his money.  The Football Ranter didn't realize "I want to go home and spend some quality time with [my family]" was prisonese for "WOO!  STRIPPERS AND BLACKJACK MOTHER FUCKER!  AWWW YEAAAAA!" Seriously though, if saying you want to be with your family, then taking them with you to Turning Stone Casino in upstate New York isn't a sign that 20 months in prison hasn't changed a fucking thing, I don't know is.  Not to mention Plax was repeatedly reprimanded in prison for lying to guards and trying to get special treatment.  So uhh...welcome home Plax?

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