"There is no chance Plaxico Burress is a New York Giant after he comes home. He isn't coming to the Giants. He's got options. I would love for him to be a part of the Giants. I don't think that is even on his plate."
-Brandon Jacobs, NY Giants' RB
Yea no kidding, Brandon. He only blew away the Giants' shot at a repeat championship by shooting himself in the leg with his own fucking gun. Someone will take a shot in the dark on him, but the Giants already spent 4 years playing Russian Roulette with Plaxico and I don't think they're eager to fire away again on that front. Plaxico is gonna have to reload and head to Philly he can try to bust a cap in the Giants and not himself.
(NINE!! Nine gun references in one paragraph! Die in a fire pig fuckers, cause no one is topping that shit! BOOM!)
(But seriously, email the Football Ranter, FootballRanter@gmail.com, if you can do better.)
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