-Philip Rivers, San Diego Chargers quarterback
Mmmmmmmmm...your tears sustain me! NOM NOM NOM. For those of you who didn't see the game last night, the Bolts had the football at the KC 15 yard line with 50 seconds left, and the Chiefs were out of time outs. Rivers
Normally this is where I'd rip off a few lines about how many dicks Norv Turner sucks, how "classic Norv Turner-Chargers" this is and then end with some witty line about how predictable this ending was. But you know what? I have a confession to make: the Chargers actually made me forget who they were last night. After their furious late 4th quarter comeback, I actually forgot that they were the Norv Turner Chargers. It was embarrassing, I admit it. Like
So go about your day in peace, Lunatics. All is right with the world again.