“You’re doing good. You’re doing good. Just keep playing hard. That’s all I want.”
-Tom Brady, New England Patriots quarterback
Bahaha! "You're doing good"? By what metric? Brady reportedly said this to much-maligned wideout Chad OchoSucko following a botched 3rd and 7 play during the Giants-Pats contest on Sunday. I know this is what Brady should do. Good leaders encourage their teammates and try to get the most out of them. So I truly commend Tom Terrific for going out and trying to say something convincingly that he had no reason to believe, the fans didn't believe, and even Ochosucko himself didn't believe. Calling the Wide-Receiver-Formerly-Known-as-Chad Johnson's performance to this point "filthy stinking garbage" is an insult to actual filthy stinking garbage.
The Pats cut ties with Fat Albert Haynesworth yesterday and they should just turn this into "dump underachieving jackoff" week in Foxboro and cut Ochosucko's useless ass too. Let's face it, the Pats have scored 20 points or less in three straight games -- their problems aren't confined to the defense anymore.