“We’re a 2-5 team, and a quarterback’s [job] is to help the team win as much as possible. We’ve still got a lot of work to do, but 2-5 is failing. So I guess I got an F right now.”
-Tarvaris Jackson, Seattle Seachickens quarterback
I...I uhh...I got nothin'. He totally beat me to it, and it's killing me on the inside. I mean just a brilliant move by Tarvaris here. How do you stop the Football Ranter from reciting your 6.8 YPA, 1:1 TD to INT ratio and 78.5 QB rating and telling everyone you gobble cock like a champion? Tell everyone first! That sand baggin' son of a bitch, he pulled a fast one on me!
Well, I guess sometimes you just gotta tip your cap and move on. So well done, Tarvaris. Play on, playa.