Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Quote of the Day

“Tebow has proved to a lot of people that he’s a premier competitor, he’s a great game day clutch, hard-nosed football player.
                                                                                         -Jon Gruden

Wow, isn't that nice for Tim Tebow?  He can run home and put that right up on the fridge for his parents to see after school.  This is the type of mainstream media analysis that makes me want to puke in my office trashcan.  Great game day clutch competitor?  That's special.  Guess what?  Don't give a shit.  The NFL is all about winning and if you don't perform and win then you're nothing.  I don't care if Tim Tebow helps orphans, then beats up Chuck Norris before giving an inspiring speech to his teammates, who are so moved that they offer up their wives who Tim Tebow won't fuck.  Tim Tebow has racked up a whopping (SARCASM) 92 pass attempts in his professional career.  And you know what?  He's actually been pretty good: 6TDs, 3 picks, 84.2 QB rating, 8.0 yards per attempt.  That also doesn't include his 6 rushing TDs in that span.

So Jon Gruden can go off into the woodshed with Matt Millen and discuss how manly Tim Tebow is, compare chest-manes and then blow each other for all I care.  The numbers are what counts and what should be highlighted about Tim Tebow so far -- not this drivel about how "great a competitor" he is.   

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