Monday, October 24, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Mark Sanchez, under the pressure of the San Diego defense, will be benched [in week 7]."
                                            -Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboys Wide Receiver

Bam!  How's that Dirty Sanchize asshole taste, Irvin?  I haven't seen someone be forced to toss a salad like that since Mike Tyson invited me on a tour of his prison stint.  But seriously, is Irvin smoking crack (again)?  Everyone on earth knew how that game was going to play out.  These two teams line up perfectly: the Chargers look great for three quarters then find a way to lose.  The Jets are literally the exact opposite.  Well look at that, the Jets launched a furious 4th quarter comeback and the Bolts choked with the game on the line.  The ending of Titanic was less predictable.  

So well done Norv Turner/Philip Rivers, you made Michael Irvin look like an idiot.  Actually, he didn't really need help.  So nevermind, you remain totally and utterly fucking worthless. 

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