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The Football Ranter's Football hard-on for Patrick Peterson grows.  What a return, and with the game on the line!  What great play-by-play too -- someone call Joe Buck and tell him this is how a non-robot calls a huge moment in a game.

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Check it out- a flat out mugging (and possible rape) of Dustin Keller by Donald Butler.

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Good Morning, Lunatics!  A loyal reader pointed out that I neglected to post the HOUSE! video from this week, so here it is:

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The big man RUMBLIN' STUMBLIN' all the way to pay dirt.  Gotta love a 350lb lineman taking it all the way. 

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On this week's installment of HOUUUUUSE!!! we have Michael Boley taking a dropped backwards pass 68 yards to the house. 

Of course, what you will likely be more interested in is his TD celebration, in which he DEMOLISHES this mouth-breather's grill piece with a perfect spiral to his dome.  IN THE FAAAAAAACE!  I don't know who this guy is, or why he wasn't watching Michael Boley run right at him and throw the ball, but keep that head on a swivel next time Broham.  Gotta see the rock coming when the play comes your way. 

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Un-freaking-real.  As if taking the rock 108 yards to paydirt wasn't enough, he got picked up by the shirt halfway through the return by FB John Kuhn to keep the play alive.  Absolutely amazing- the Football Ranter busted a tremendous nut all over the place watching this return.  HOUUUUUUUUSE!!!

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Do NOT miss the block by #48 at the thirty yard line to spring this return.  He flat out pancaked his man, pissed on his head, then fucked his wife in his kitchen.  Straight up redonkeykong.

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What blocking!  What running!  What a return!

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Check out today's podcast for our new recurring segment, HOUUUUUUUSE!!!

This week's "HOUSE" video brought to you by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers:


http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d82190cd7/Mallett-s-big-mistake?r_src=ramp

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