Monday, February 28, 2011

Mock Draft Uno (Complete)

4/28/2011 EDIT: CLICK HERE FOR MOCK DRAFT CINCO, THE MOST RECENT FOOTBALL RANTER MOCK.  THE MOCK BELOW IS OLD.

Welcome back, Lunatics.  Here is the stunning conclusion of the Football Ranters' Mock Draft Uno.  I've also included the previous picks so that you don't have to go searching through old posts for them.

We're a little behind at Football Ranters because our touch football team won the championship on Sunday and we were too fucking wasted afterward to finish the Mock.  That's what you get for reading a website run by drunken Irish hooligans.

Check out the picks after the jump. 

Quote of the Day

"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."
                                                                                                     -Dave Barry

Sharks: Intelligent killing machines who visit Chicago Bears games shirtless.  

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Mock Draft Uno (Picks 21-25)

Welcome back, Lunatics.  Here are picks 21-25 of the Football Ranters' Mock Draft.  I've also included the previous picks so that you don't have to go searching through old posts for them.

Check out the picks after the jump. 

Friday, February 25, 2011

Mock Draft Uno (Picks 16-20)

Welcome back, Lunatics.  Here are picks 16-20 of the Football Ranters' Mock Draft.  I've also included the previous picks so that you don't have to go searching through old posts for them.

Check out the picks after the jump. 

Quote of the Day

"If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat."
                                                                -Herschel Walker

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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it."
                                                                                                       -Heywood Hale Brown

Plaxico Burress and Mike Vick throw their hands up in disgust...and Ray Lewis and Donte Stallworth nod in silent agreement.

Mock Draft Uno (Picks 11-15)

Welcome back, Lunatics.  Here are picks 11-15 of the Football Ranters' Mock Draft.  I've also included the previous picks so that you don't have to go searching through old posts for them.

Check out the picks after the jump.