“[Cutting David Garrard] is not unlike Jack because he did Byron Leftwich the same way. If there was ever a coach who needs to be punched in the face for not being truthful to his players, it’s Jack Del Rio.”
-Hugh Douglas, former Jacksonville Jaguars DE
Call me crazy, but there may be some sort of employment dispute here between Hugh Douglas and Jack of the River. Regardless, Jack has bigger worries than what Hugh Douglas thinks of him- he's about to start Luke McCown at QB. That right there should be revenge enough for Hugh Douglas, Byron Leftwich, David Garrard and whoever else Del Rio may have slighted over the years. We can all look forward to the Jags picking in the top 5 next year and Del Rio getting "Garrarded."
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Quote of the Day
“Uuhhh oo it ain’t my fault…blame the genius circus staff for the rush. wouldve been there 2wks ago. Im sry but saga cont”
-LaRon Landry, Washington Redskins Safety
First off, if you can decipher that entire tweet from beginning to end, there's a Football Ranters T-Shirt coming your way. All I caught was something about a circus saga? Regardless, supposedly this was Landry tweeting about a setback to his hamstring that will keep him out of Sunday's tilt against the G-Men. Hey LaRon, stop blaming the training staff for your inability to suck it up and play the game. Ahmad Bradshaw played an entire game on a broken foot. Curtis Martin won the rushing title while he was dying of old age. Ray Lewis once played a game with no legs- pure grit and the blood of several virgins carried him through the game. So stop bitching, put your tampon in, and get back on the fucking field, LaRon. It's only a hamstring, you didn't shoot yourself in the dick like Plaxico did.
-LaRon Landry, Washington Redskins Safety
First off, if you can decipher that entire tweet from beginning to end, there's a Football Ranters T-Shirt coming your way. All I caught was something about a circus saga? Regardless, supposedly this was Landry tweeting about a setback to his hamstring that will keep him out of Sunday's tilt against the G-Men. Hey LaRon, stop blaming the training staff for your inability to suck it up and play the game. Ahmad Bradshaw played an entire game on a broken foot. Curtis Martin won the rushing title while he was dying of old age. Ray Lewis once played a game with no legs- pure grit and the blood of several virgins carried him through the game. So stop bitching, put your tampon in, and get back on the fucking field, LaRon. It's only a hamstring, you didn't shoot yourself in the dick like Plaxico did.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
HOUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!
Do NOT miss the block by #48 at the thirty yard line to spring this return. He flat out pancaked his man, pissed on his head, then fucked his wife in his kitchen. Straight up redonkeykong.
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Quote of the Day
"We are flabbergasted that Tiki has not had an opportunity with any team, especially when rosters were at 90 players this year. I certainly thought some team would be intrigued to see what he had left in the tank.''
-Mark Lepselter, Barber's Agent
Who knew that no one would be intrigued to see nothing? Ironically, the tank is empty on both of Tiki Barber's careers- football and broadcasting. What will Tiki do next? The Football Ranter is betting he moves in with Ronde and the two start a reality TV series where they both open a hair salon called "Barbershop." I give it 6 months from Ronde's retirement from this show airs and my eyes start to bleed.
-Mark Lepselter, Barber's Agent
Who knew that no one would be intrigued to see nothing? Ironically, the tank is empty on both of Tiki Barber's careers- football and broadcasting. What will Tiki do next? The Football Ranter is betting he moves in with Ronde and the two start a reality TV series where they both open a hair salon called "Barbershop." I give it 6 months from Ronde's retirement from this show airs and my eyes start to bleed.
Friday, September 2, 2011
Quote of the Day
"We didn't draft Cam [Newton] to be the savior. We drafted him to help lead this football team."
-Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers Head Coach
"Haha- but seriously, we drafted him to save this fan base from the shit-laden memories of Jake Delhomme and Jimmy Claussen. We were one more bad draft away from swapping over to the Canadian Football League," should have been the rest of that quote.
-Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers Head Coach
"Haha- but seriously, we drafted him to save this fan base from the shit-laden memories of Jake Delhomme and Jimmy Claussen. We were one more bad draft away from swapping over to the Canadian Football League," should have been the rest of that quote.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Quote of the Day
"I don't have a regular job so don't compare me to you and I can care less if uthink I'm greedy."
-Chris Johnson, Tennessee Titans RB
Johnson tweeted this after being heckled on twitter by a number of fans claiming he was bring greedy in his holdout. The Titans reportedly made an offer to Johnson that would have made him the highest paid running back in the NFL, which Johnson declined. Regardless, CJ is right- he doesn't have a regular job. His job is to take the football, run with it to the end zone, then come back and do it again. He's nothing like construction workers, or teachers, or janitors- who have no idea what it's like to be overworked and underpaid. Are you fucking serious, CJ? You want to hold out and ask for more, do it. That's your right. But don't ask people to understand or be happy about it. Most people don't have the luxury of holding out, because if they do, they get fired and their kids don't eat. So stop crying about all the mean things people are saying about you on twitter, call your agent, and get the fuck back on the field. It's not a complicated process, hundreds of NFL players figure it out just fine every year.
-Chris Johnson, Tennessee Titans RB
Johnson tweeted this after being heckled on twitter by a number of fans claiming he was bring greedy in his holdout. The Titans reportedly made an offer to Johnson that would have made him the highest paid running back in the NFL, which Johnson declined. Regardless, CJ is right- he doesn't have a regular job. His job is to take the football, run with it to the end zone, then come back and do it again. He's nothing like construction workers, or teachers, or janitors- who have no idea what it's like to be overworked and underpaid. Are you fucking serious, CJ? You want to hold out and ask for more, do it. That's your right. But don't ask people to understand or be happy about it. Most people don't have the luxury of holding out, because if they do, they get fired and their kids don't eat. So stop crying about all the mean things people are saying about you on twitter, call your agent, and get the fuck back on the field. It's not a complicated process, hundreds of NFL players figure it out just fine every year.
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